A few years back when I was less mature then I am now (ie less subtle). I got together with some like minded friends and we used to discuss plans for World Domination. Thought it might be interesting to share these and get some feedback on how I have developed from the megalomaniacal thinking of those years ago.
The following are some of my ideas from this. Keep in mind that I have posted these as I wrote them at the time and not altered to sound more appropriate etc, those that know me will not be too shocked.
PROPAGANDA
We need to start killing people on a regular basis, this will reduce the population thus decreasing the waste of natural resources.
Random acts of violence of a depraved nature will in the long run make the earth a better place. Everyone over the age of 15 should be given a gun and assassination targets on a monthly basis.
Rapists will be used for target practice to ensure that agents have no problem with killing.
We are in the process of building our organization and need dynamic young leaders, preferably with a propensity towards violence. In particular we need young women who can be role models for other girls who feel vulnerable.
Once fully operational we will offer assassinations for a nominal fee, as well as torture and information gathering services.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
I No women, no children
II Political assassination only when corruption can be proven
III Punishment issued for crimes, not religious beliefs
IV Large scale operations only when innocent causalities can be avoided
V Destruction of monuments and property only if life is not taken
VII A soldier's purpose is to fight and die if necessary
VIII Witnesses are a source of propaganda, not a threat
IX Media attention is always to be sought for operations
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